(via thedalekmaster)
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Break an expensive vase
kiss kiss fall in love
(via w0ndernez)
once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
(via edscutechibigirl)
OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
(via anxiety-dreams)
the thing that makes animal crossing superior to real life is that im a barefoot crossdressing mayor and no ones batted an eye
(via edscutechibigirl)
ive learned more about topics such as sexism and racism and rape culture and ableism and self confidence on a website that was originally made for pretty pictures than i have in my 11 years in an environment that is supposed to prepare me for the real world and if that isnt fucked up i honestly dont know what is
(Source: growlithed, via roar-im-a-dragon)
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
(via brightertomorrows)
"I wish I was beautiful or at least wise, but I’m simply mad and violent."
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
How eyeronic
get off my post
You don’t have to lash out
Eye see what you did there…
I don’t think this post could get any cornea
(via deadlycolors)
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
(via edscutechibigirl)
tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them
- tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them
(via edscutechibigirl)
